I Don’t Care If You’re ______. I Do Care That You’re Human.

I edited the title to be less sensational. This article is about accepting people for who they are and accepting every person is equal.

“What the fuck is wrong with people?” is the most frequent question I tend to ask myself, right behind, “where did I put my coffee?” and, “did I already put sugar in this?”. When I peer out at the world from beneath my rock, what I see generally fills my heart with tremendous pride and great sorrow, because I am evidently three parts human being and one part empathetic analytical machine; I understand that to be human is to be flawed and to be alive is to have potential, but I also can’t help wondering… what the fuck is wrong with people????!!!

I was born and raised in Canada, having lived in Ontario and British Columbia for various lengths at different stages in my life. In my time, I have met and positively interacted with people from all over the world and from many walks of life. That doesn’t mean that I have gotten along with everyone I have met, nor does it mean that I have liked everyone that I have met. What I am saying is essentially this:

If I don’t like you, it’s because you’re an asshole.

That’s it. No other reason.

Contrary to the myth that all Canadians are polite, I have met a fair amount of assholes in my time. There are, of course, an unimaginable number of reasons one can become elevated to the status of asshole, but suffice to say that all of them involve how one treats others, while none of them involve one’s race, gender, or sexual preference. Indeed, behavior accounts for nine tenths of an asshole, with intent filling in the remainder.

I don’t care if you’re gay, black, German, Catholic, handicapped, a person who “really enjoys kale”, or any other arbitrary feature with which one can be identified.

I do care if you’re an asshole.

I suppose I would probably care if you smelled bad and I had to be near you for an extended period of time, but I probably wouldn’t say anything. That wouldn’t be polite. Well, unless you happened to be a friend, because what kind of friend would that make me if I didn’t save you from yourself? I wouldn’t want to be an asshole.

Diversity is our strength, both genetically and socially, while acceptance, not tolerance nor ignorance, is the engine that dives the success of our species.

The greatest gift we’ve been given is the simple fact that we’re here, living our lives. That this planet exists at all is a miracle second only to the existence of the universe itself; Of all the things that could have happened, this did. But we’re not just gifted with lives, we’re also blessed with having each other for company and companionship. Yes, our differences have been, and continue to be, at the heart of much suffering, but that’s not because there is something wrong with being different. It’s because the world is full of assholes who just can’t help themselves and normal people who just want to live their lives in peace. Unfortunately this dichotomy has generally resulted in the assholes ruining it for everyone, often including themselves.

Interestingly, it’s really easy to not be an asshole. You just have to actually give a damn about your fellow human beings and the planet we live on. (Hey, while we’re on the topic… For all intents and purposes, Earth is the human universe – ain’t nowhere else we can live, so let’s not fuck it up, alright?) Ask yourself, “Am I a person who believes that others are beneath me or that the world is here to serve me?” and if your answer to either question is an affirmative, well congratulations, you’re an asshole. Do you care about the lives and the happiness of others? No? You’re an asshole. Now stop it, because being an asshole is a choice.

Don’t be an asshole.

Do be… whatever the hell else you want to be!


The Last Jedi Was A Bad Movie

Please watch this video by Gareth Lewis, because we both feel the same way about The Last Jedi, a production that I refuse to call a Star Wars film. I would venture a guess that most Star Wars fans feel similar to Gareth and I, because the heart of the matter really is that this was not a Star Wars movie. Indeed, it wasn’t even a good movie.

I like Star Wars probably more than the average person, but I’ve never been a super Star Wars nerd. I didn’t even watch it for the first time until after high school in 1997. However, I know and I understand the fundamental nature of Star Wars, from its internal mythos to its external cultural phenomenon and its tangible impact on our world, because it’s interesting; There’s a lot to know and love about Star Wars. Clearly, the people who allowed this movie to be created have not even reached my modest level of fandom.

How modest of a fan could a guy who created his own Hondo Ohnaka themed, single player mod for a Star Wars MMO emulator be? Well, I didn’t move to California to work at Lucas Arts. So, there’s that.

Given how much heart George put into his story, his characters, and his universe, for the better part of his life, and how his creations have inspired millions of people around the world, it’s a God damned shame that Star Wars was given to people who clearly don’t get it.

When I watch the Clone Wars and the Rebels cartoons, it’s obvious that Dave Filoni and his team understand and appreciate Star Wars. They operate on the premise that they are both the curators and creators of a cultural artifact that is integral to modern society. In short, they respect the entity that is Star Wars. With this in mind, I don’t understand why Disney would allow Star Wars to be treated with less respect, especially when handling the end of the most important story line in all of Star Wars.

The handling of the characters and story in The Last Jedi is disrespectful of Star Wars. Furthermore, the movie’s boring and predictable “gotchas”, combined with a myriad of stupid tropes, and a flagrant thumbing of the nose towards answering questions presented by the past Star Wars films, makes The Last Jedi a straight up insult to Star Wars fans.

It is such an insulting film that one must conclude that it was intended to be so.

“The past must die. Kill it if you have to.” – R.J.

“Go fuck yourself.” – R. Bassett Jr.

Kathleen Kennedy isn’t new to Star Wars, she isn’t new to the movie industry, and she sure as hell isn’t new Lucas Arts. How did this happen? It doesn’t make any sense. It’s like they bought the Mona Lisa just to smash it on the ground.

Everyone makes mistakes. The Last Jedi was a mistake.

Ps. This post started its life as a comment on Gareth’s video.
Pps. “Just Some Guy” has a very good review of the movie here.

Cleaning My Old Pentium 233MMX Computer

Ages ago, sometime in perhaps 2002, I had a need for a floppy drive. I lived in the lower mainland of British Columbia at the time, where I had access to loads of excellent, inexpensive computer stores. So, I looked up the price of a drive, said to myself something along the lines of, “Why spend $18 on a new drive when I could spend $30 on a drive that is attached to a whole computer?”, and proceed to purchase a used computer instead of just the drive. Believe it or not, I still have that computer and recently I decided to pull it out of storage and clean it up!

The poor thing, I have used it many times over the years, but never as my main computer. I like it though, as it has the same specs as the first computer I ever purchased for myself and because the case is really well designed. I’ve upgraded it with the various extra stuff I had kicking around, such that it has the following specs…

CPU: Intel Pentium 233MMX
RAM: 384MB (2×256 DIMMs)
Video: S3 Virge GX 4MB
HD: 10GB IBM branded Quantum Fireball
Monitor: Acer 58c 15″ CRT
Other: DVD-RW, Iomega 100MB ZipDrive, Compaq keyboard, Microsoft 2 button mouse
Operating Systems: Windows 98, Slackware Linux 9.1

As for taking you through the cleaning, I’ll do most of that using the captions on the following images. For the most part the tower, monitor, and mouse only needed some scrubbing with glass cleaner and baking soda, so I didn’t take many pictures of them. The vast majority of the effort went into making the keyboard great again!

And now that it’s clean? Well, I dunno… It works… Cool. 🙂 Seriously though, I think at some point I will set it up similar to how I had my computer back 1998/1999, when I was using Impulse Tracker in DOS to create music, while learning Linux, and using Windows 98 for pretty much everything else.

Appreciating OS/2 Warp’s Contribution to My Life

For several years I used my OS/2 Warp Version 3 box to raise my monitor off my desk. The idea being, it would help me not slouch as much while using my computer. It did a good job at reducing pain in my back and my tailbone.

Recently I upgraded my desk to include a shelf for the monitor, removing the need for my OS/2 Warp box. Given that I have had the software since 2005 without ever using it, I figured I would give it a proper send off by installing it on my old Pentium computer! I decided to make a (really terrible) video of the process. Be thankful that I edited the multi-hour ordeal down to just 17 minutes of rambling, keyboard poking goodness.

Spoiler: After a few hours of poking away at it, the installation failed. However, it was fun to give it a whirl.

If you’re curious about what OS/2 Warp was like to use, check out the this video by eznix.

Ps. The production quality of this video is what it is. 🙂

HowTo: Create A Chromodore 2017

Ever since I put it into developer mode, I have liked my Chromebook a whole lot more. It’s a very versatile, enjoyable device, and one of the nifty things it can do is emulate old Commodore computers, such as the VIC20 and C64. By way of installing a GNU/Linux desktop environment and the VICE emulator, one can “Chromepute” on their very own “Chromodore 2017”!

This process requires full control of the Chromebook to gain access to developer mode, so it probably will not be possible for kids using Chromebooks provided by their schools to follow this guide. My Chromebook does not yet support Android apps, so I can’t test it, but I have read that one can use a Linux desktop by way of Android without using developer mode. Also, when in developer mode, anyone can power on your Chromebook, press the spacebar when prompted on the giant white warning screen, and perform a factory reset on the machine (erasing all your local stuff on the main drive). Be sure everyone who uses the device knows to press CTL+D rather than spacebar at the warning screen when turning it on.

Step 1: Backup Your Stuff
Most Chromebooks have an SD or MicroSD card slot for local storage, but a USB stick works well enough too. The next step will delete everything stored on your local storage space (Downloads folder), so go ahead and use your file browser to copy anything of importance from your Downloads folder to your external media or your Google Drive.

Step 2: Enter Developer Mode
This is pretty easy on most Chromebooks by doing the following:
– Turn off the Chromebook.
– Press and hold the ESC+Refresh with your left hand and while holding those keys, press the power button with your right hand. Borrow limbs as required.
– Press CTL+D at the giant, scary white warning screen and confirm your desire to wipe the device. This will take a while and eventually the machine will reboot showing you this screen (each and every time you turn it on from now on. It’s stupid, but hey, someone at Google thinks it’s cool…).
– Press CTL+D at the giant, scary white warning screen and it will continue booting. By default it will automatically boot after 30 seconds anyway.
– Reconnect to your network and log into the computer as normal.

If you’re new to this, I recommend reading the detailed tutorial at howtogeek.com.

Step 3: Welcome to a Useful Terminal!
By default Chromebooks come with a fairly useless terminal program called Crosh, however when in developer mode Crosh gains access to a standard Linux terminal, complete with plenty commands/programs. Open up a terminal by pressing CTL+ALT+T and typing shell at the prompt. Vi/Vim users rejoice, Nano/Pico nor any other basic text editors are included (but one can add nano!). This is where/how you will install and run your GNU/Linux desktop, by way of a cool utility called Crouton. Poke around here for a bit to get an idea of how Linux is organized in its ChromeOS flavor.

Step 4: Install A Linux Desktop
Crouton is nifty, because it uses the same installed/running Linux kernel as ChromeOS, allowing you to run both environments at the same time in normal “real hardware” mode. You can even uses SHIFT+CTL+ALT+Back/Forward to switch between the ChromeOS desktop and the Linux desktop on the fly. Crouton also comes with helpful abilties, such as being able to backup/restore it’s self contained environment. The Crouton website has more detailed information on how it all works. Lifehacker.com has a more indepth guide.

Before moving forward I will note that it is possible to use several distributions of Linux as the basis for your Chromodore. I chose to use Ubuntu 14.04 (Trusty), because its repositories are full of great, stable, and easy to install software. Ubuntu 16.04 (Xenial) is the default and it works fine for this purpose as well, so that’s what I will use for the guide.

The following commands will download Crouton and setup your environment:
cd ~/Downloads
wget https://goo.gl/fd3zc
sudo sh ~/Downloads/crouton -t xfce

The installation will take quite a long time, as it automagically downloads and configures the software. While it’s chugging along, have a look at the command cheat sheet for Crouton to learn how to manage and customize it.

The files for your Linux desktop will be located here:


This is handy, as it allows you to manaully install new functionality into the Crosh shell’s “shell” program by symbolicly linking things in /usr/local/bin and /usr/local/lib to things in the Crouton file system (such as nano and the libinfo.so.5 it requires). Anyhow, on with the Chromodore!

Note: It is possible to use the xiwi system of Crouton to run VICE in a Chrome tab/window, however I have found that the performance is unacceptably slow when doing so. VICE runs great in Xfce though!

Step 5: Configuring the Desktop
Now that your Linux desktop is installed, you can run it by typing the following into your Crosh shell:

sudo startxfce4

This will put you directly into Xfce. To flip back to the ChromeOS desktop, press SHIFT+CTL+ALT+Back. Use SHIFT+CTL+ALT+Forward to go back to Xfce. To turn off Xfce, simply log out of it using the log out option on its menu (note that choosing the “turn off” option in Xfce will turn off the whole computer).

I personally like Xcfe so much that I use it as my main desktop on all my PCs, but for those who may not be as well versed it can look and feel a little dated. It’s actually super configurable, able to look like anything from BeOS to Windows 10. So, go ahead and Google “customize xfce ubuntu” and get it setup to your liking. Keep in mind that when it comes to Chromebooks with only 2GB of RAM, such as mine, less is more. Here’s a screenshot of my Chromodore desktop.

I like to KISS. Do you? 🙂

Step 6: Installing the VICE Emulator
VICE is an open source program that uses software to emulate the hardware of several Commodore machines, thanks to the combination of great minds and C++. The documentation states that the Commodore 64 is the main focus of the project and the other machines are not as complete, however they’re all able to use BASIC and machine language programs typed by the user (and saved/loaded to/from disk images saved on the Linux machine). VICE is included in the Ubuntu repos, but ROM images for machines are not included, so you will need to download and install them separately.

Install VICE by opening a terminal in Xfce and typing:
sudo apt-get install vice

Now you will need to download and extract the source code for VICE, so that the ROMs can be copied to where VICE expects to find them. Ubuntu 16.04 will install VICE version 2.4, so you’ll need the version 2.4 source code file for Linux. Download and extract it in your terminal with these commands:

cd ~/Downloads
wget http://www.zimmers.net/anonftp/pub/cbm/crossplatform/emulators/VICE/old/vice-2.4.tar.gz
tar xfzv vice-2.4.tar.gz

Copy the ROM files to your system using the following command:
sudo cp -vR ~/Downloads/vice-2.4/data/* /usr/lib/vice

Step 7: Running VICE
Ubuntu conveniently adds links to all of the different Commodore machines that are supported by VICE in the “Other” category of Xfce’s default menu. I have found that sometimes that category doesn’t show up when using the more modern looking Whisker menu though. To run the emulators from a terminal one would assume they’d type vice -something, but nope, instead one must type one of the following commands:


Presuming you want to use the most popular machine, the Commodore 64, go ahead and run the emulator now.

Step 8: Configure VICE
Most games require a controller to play them. Some NEED only a single controller in joystick port 2, while others don’t mind if controllers are setup on both controller ports. This is by far the most important practical setting you will need to know.

If you have a real USB controller or joystick, plug it in and the Linux kernel should pick it up OK. If not, poke around on the Internet to see if anyone has steps to get your model working. VICE will see it and will automatically assign the directional pad or stick to the stick and any buttons to the single button that is expected on the Commodore controller.

Tell VICE about your joystick here:
Settings > Joystick settings > Joystick in port #1 > Anolog Joystick 0
Settings > Joystick settings > Joystick in port #2 > Anolog Joystick 0

Again, for some games you will need to switch one of those to “None” for your input to be recognized.

If you don’t happen to have a controller, fret not for VICE has a solution! It is a little bit annoying on a Chromebook, due to the lack of a number pad, but you can use the keyboard as a controller. The annoying part is that when the “keyboard joystick” is toggled on, it’s on all the time, even at the BASIC prompt, so ya gotta toggle it off when typing in commands. Toggle it ON/OFF with SHIFT+ALT+J (Settings > Joystick settings > Allow keyset joystick), define the keys you would like to use (Settings > Joystick settings > Define keysets…) and “plug in” the keyboard-joysticks, as above in the joystick port config, only choose Keyset A rather than Anolog Joystick 0.

Apart from that, have a look at the other various options in the settings menu. There are some for sound, video, and specific machine type, etc. When you’re finished choose the “Save Settings” option in the settings menu, so they will be loaded every time you open the emulator.

Step 9: Using VICE
I am by no means an expert at using this awesome tool, but I understand enough to go through the motions of loading and saving programs. The general idea here is that rather than using physical disks, tapes, or cartridges, VICE uses files that contain the contents of what is on those physical mediums. These files are generally referred to as “disk images” or simply images (a common term for many computer archive files). Traditional floppy disks and cartridges are most often saved in the .D64 format, such as mydisk.d64, while tapes use the .T64 or .TAP format. BASIC programs can be saved and loaded from .PRG and .P00 files. Conveniently, VICE is smart enough to automatically load the various file formats, even ones that are contained inside zip files, by way of the “Smart-attach disk/tape…” menu option.

Here are some things to do…

Download a game and play it…
– Pick something of interest at http://www.c64.com/games/ or elsewhere on the interwebs.
– Run it: File > “Smart-attach disk/tape…” > find the .zip file you downloaded > click the “Auto Start” button.
– Wait while it loads.
– Play the game!
– ALT+D will toggle between window and full-screen mode.
– To quit the game simply reboot the emulator with File > Reset > Hard

Note that the Alt+F12 reset shorcut doesn’t work on a Chromebook, because F12 is the power button.

Write and save a BASIC program…
– Create and load an empty disk image so you have a place to save your program. File > Create and install an empty disk image > Unit #8… > give the file a name, pick a sensible place to store it on the computer (~/Downloads/C64/myDisk.D64 for example) > click the Save button.
– Write a little program, such as…
10 FOR X=1TO10
– Save the program (contents of BASIC memory) to the disk

Load a BASIC program from a disk…
– File > Attach disk Image > Unit #8… > find your disk image and double click it.
– Disply the contents of the disk and run the HELLOWORLD program

Those basics cover the majority of what the average person would do with their Chromodore, but there is a lot more you can do. There is a ton of information on the Commodore computers on the Internet, including PDF versions of books and full schematics of the hardware. There’s even an excellent IDE for developing programs for them on a Windows PC called CBM .prg Studio. Personally, I find that a picture of my VIC20 keyboard is an invaluable resource, as the PC key mapping for VICE is not super intuitive.

So there ya go, you’re now the proud owner of your very own Chromodore 2017. Go forth and have fun on your Chromebook, 8 bits at a time.

An ALT+D away from full screen C64 fun!

VIC-20: It’s Alive!

Ah, the things middle aged men do to recapture their youth. Some buy a sports car and date women half their age, while others buy old stuff and play with it… I, with my Commodore VIC-20, would be the latter. Don’t get me wrong, I would buy a Datsun 240Z in heartbeat (because it’s the coolest looking car since, like, ever!) if I thought my wife wouldn’t have my head keep on rolling after 240Z stopped in the driveway. I digress…

My VIC-20 did not come with any extras, no cords, no adapters, no drives, nuthin! Meh, what can you expect for $20? I certainly did not expect that it came with a manual, so kudos to the previous owner for that. All I had was the knowledge that the machine was in good shape and that it did work the last time it was tested, whenever that was. That was fine, because I primarily purchased it so that it could grace my desk with its retrotastic presence. However, I did want to see if it worked and if it did, I would eventually get some stuff to use with it (ultimately, I would like to get a Commodore 128 to retrocompute upon).

The first thing I needed to do was scour my house and find two “wall wart” power adapters that could provide the (5VDC/1.5A) and (9VAC/1A), as they can be combined to provide the power that the VIC20 requires. This is by far the easiest and cheapest way to power a VIC20 or C64 if you have a fair amount of tech junk kicking around. I had all but given up on scrounging the 5V when I decided to take a closer look at the broken adapter (kids broke the USB connection) for my Blackberry Playbook, because my old eyes really were able to make out if it was 1.0A or 1.8A written on in super tiny letters and I none of my other adapters have enough amperage. Sure enough, it was 1.8A. Combined with the 9V supply from one of old Lynksys routers, I had the power!

As part of my initial research, I looked at purchasing a 7 pin DIN connector for power plug, but I couldn’t find any locally and the ones I found online tended to have crazy shipping prices. $2 for the item with $20 for shipping does not make any sense, Mouser.com… My experience with buying very inexpensive, yet high quality components from China on Ebay has been great, apart from the whole “slow boat from China” aspect of the shipping, so I will probably go that route in the long term. In the mean time, decided to test the VIC-20 using some hand built DIN pins.

he following is a series of pictures and steps demonstrating how I crafted a plug for the Linkysys adapter (rather than wreaking it), the pins for the power and video cables, and how I attached them to the machine.

Creating a Plug for the Linksys Adapter
1. Get spare piece of mutli-conductor wire. This is from an old PC power supply.
2. Use wire cutters to cut the insulation a few inches from the end.
3. Slide the shielding down, exposing a gap in center.
4. Bend the wire over the outside, ground part of the plug.
5. Use a zip tie to hold the loop closed.
6. Remove the power plug, tin the loop with solder so that it holds its shape, and outer part is finished.
7. Take another piece of wire and strip an inch of insulator from it.
8. Fold the exposed wire over on itself and twist it together tightly with your finger. This will is the center post of the plug.
9. Twist the center post some more with some pliers to make sure it is strong, then slide it into the hole on the adapter to make sure it fits. If it is too large, squish it a bit with some pliers. If it is still to larger, use a lower gauge wire or start over and trim some of the strands off this wire before bending it over.
10. Tin the center post with solder and make sure it still fits inside the plug’s hole (squish and shape with pliers as needed).
11. Slide the plug into the wire loop, stick the center post into the plug, and use a zip tie to attach the center post to the loop.
12. Wrap in everything together in electrical tape, being careful to not leave any exposed metal.

Making the Connecting Pins
1. Find some spare bits of copper grounding wire from 120V home wiring. I used two gauges, with the slightly smaller one being used for the video cable.
2. Cut six 1.5″ pieces and remove any insulation.
3. Use a hammer and a solid surface, such as an anvil or other heavy piece of metal, to slightly flatten 1/4″ on the end of each pin. This makes it easier to solder the wires to the pins.
4. Sand or scrape off any corrosion on the flat part of the pins.
5. Tin the pins and the wires and solder them together. You will need to hold the pins with a clamp of some sort, as they get burning hot in an instant!
6. When the pins have cooled down, slide some wire-shrink over them and the wires and shrink it (using heat).
7. Mark the ground on the 5V pin differently so that you can remember which is positive and which is ground.

Making the Video Cable
1. Cut the end off an RCA cable.
2. Solder the pins, as above.

Connecting the Pins to the VIC-20
Normally one does not have to deal with pins when plugging in a cable, but the reality is that many connectors are stuffed full of pins and it’s those pins that are doing the real work. With that in mind, if we know what pin goes where, it’s not a big deal to simply slide the pins in one at a time by ourselves. Here is a diagram of the Commodore 64 / VIC-20 power supply:

Keep in mind that the picture of the socket on the bottom left is what you see when looking at the VIC-20, while the circle on the bottom right is what the 7 pin DIN connector on the end of a standard power cable would look like if you were holding in your hand. When manually inserting the pins, it easiest to just refer to the numbers on the socket.

The two 9V pins slide into the top most holes. The 5V ground slides into the bottom middle, while the 5V positive slides into the number five hole immediately to the left of the bottom middle hole.

Connecting the video cable is just as simple. Here is the layout of the video socket, as you would see it when looking at the back of the VIC-20:

Slide the ground pin into ground and the center “signal” pin to hole 4, then connect the other end to the composite in of the TV, monitor, etc. that you will be displaying the VIC’s upon.

And now for the “pre-flight check”, where I opened up my VIC-20 to make sure nothing had been living it, etc.

And the setup, using the composite in on the TV tuner in my PC as a monitor…

And the big reveal!

It works!

And with that accomplished, it’s time to find at least a “Datasette” for it so that I can save and load programs, because the VIC-20 is not so useful without that capability. I am probably better off to use the emulator for now, with the VIC-20 keyboard as a visual aid. I am not sure which is harder, typing on the real and unfamiliar VIC-20 keyboard or trying to figure out what key does what on my PC keyboard when using the emulator… 🙂

Typing in a BASIC program from the manual (left) and running it beside the emulator (right).

What a nerd am I! lol…

Introducing… RocketTux!

I’ve been working on this open source, HTML5/WebGL game since the spring of 2017. I had planned on being much further along with it by now, but I got distracted by other projects… Anyhow, it has actually been in a playable state for a while, so I thought it was high time that I added it my website!

You can read more about it on the RocketTux page under the “My Games” menu option or just click this link to visit the page. All the links and details are there, including a video walk through of the game.